Okay, I know my last post was supposed to be my – well – last post, but I thought those of you who take a passing interest in my life might be interested to hear that Babyshui No. 1 arrived in the world this afternoon, at 6lb 7oz. Mother and baby are both fine after a rather unexpected C-section – turns out Babyshui was breech and had been for months, in spite of the palpations of three midwives and a GP… Everything went safely and well, and, since in this case my opinion is going to be unfailing subjective, I can safely say that she is the most beautiful little bit of life in the world.

Right, now I really am signing off – these pink BabyGros aren’t going to sort themselves, you know!