Bligbi alerts us to the fact that some Christians still blame atheism for the Nazis, and a recent post on Proud Atheists concerning Hitler’s religious position has spawned a comment thread of truly awesome proportions (and blown Godwin’s Law right out of the water). Arguments are flying back and forth regarding Hitler’s professed Catholicism, whether this can be considered Christianity, whether the evidence points to Hitler’s rejection or acceptance of Catholic doctrine, whether he was secretly a Jew, whether he could be regarded as Christian in spite of all the bad things he did, whether someone who murders six million people can be considered anything other than an atheist and so on and so on… Meaning no disrespect to Mark, whose original post was a nice, concise rebuttal of the “Hitler was an atheist” argument, I’m sorry to say that it’s all bollocks.

The “Hitler/Stalin/Pol Pot/Mao Tse Tung/insert preferred secular despot here was an atheist” argument is intended to demonstrate that atheism leads to genocide, war and forced labour camps. This argument is in itself a counter-claim to the “religion creates evil” argument (backed up by: the Crusades, the Spanish Inquisition, the Conquistadors, 9/11 etc.). A common response is therefore to claim that whilst Hitler and pals were indeed jolly bad eggs, and did kill a lot of people, the Crusaders/Conquistadors/Muslim terrorists were actually motivated by religion, whilst the Hitler faction’s atheism was incidental to their nastiness. Again I say: bollocks.

The thing is, it matters not one whit whether the Fuhrer was a Christian, an atheist or a worshipper of Barney the fucking Dinosaur. It also makes no difference whatsoever whether he slaughtered people because of his religious beliefs, his lack of same or his Freudian issues with circumcision. The argument over whether Hitler was or wasn’t a Christian will probably rage unabated forever, since both sides have statements of his which, taken out of context, appear to prove their case, but if it is ever resolved the answer will be meaningless. It has no bearing one way or the other on which worldview – theist or atheist – is true, and has become a futile endeavour, much like arguing how many angels can fit on the head of a pin (752, if they squeeze together and leave their harps at home. But who gives a shit?). Scoring points by claiming the Nazis would have sided with the other guy is a weak, insipid attempt at debate, and whilst it can be a valid historical exercise to decide where Hitler would have stood on religion, as an argument for or against atheism I’m afraid the Fuhrer is right out of the picture.