Google’s been punching traffic my way thick and fast over the last few months (currently “right to think” and “yunshui” will find me fastest), but as all bloggers know, some of the searches that send traffic to one’s blog can be a little… unexpected. Here, then, are some of my favourites from the last couple of months…

why god made me psychic – You’re the psychic, you tell me.

double sexual organs
both male and female sex organ – Umm… I really don’t recall doing a post on hermaphrodites…

ecercise for scrotm – Try this one.

animal cell designed as an amusement park – I don’t think it was, no. Mitochondria really aren’t that amusing.

is tony blair an athiest – Not in any way. Why would you even need to ask this?

silly question to ask a boy you like – How about: “Do you find gonorrhoea an attractive quality in a girl?”

hate working for waterstones – So did I, that’s why I left. You should too.

what does a medium do? – Slightly less than a large.

ray charles epic fail – Dude, Ray Charles is pure, unadulterated WIN.

matthew hagee weight loss – This may be the only time you ever see those four words juxtaposed.

i hate gays – Oh, nice.

male sex organs in llamas - WTF?

hating homosexuals is okay – Er… no. No it isn’t.

explosive demolition instructor – Step one: Take a step back. Step two: take several more…

is reiki the healing hands of jesus – I don’t even know where to start on the problems with this question.

iron biblically – “And thou shalt take unto thyself the uppermost crease of the trouser, and thou shalt apply the steam setting, excepting that the trouser be of polyester…”

epic sex - Yes, thank you.

who is the right messiah? – There’s a choice? I’d go with c): None of the above.

i hate shaitan and want to defeat him – Good for you, lad, best of luck with that.

And of course:

accurate horoscope – You people don’t know when to quit, do you?