So a few of us were knocking around on You Made Me Say It, discussing the issues involved with the definition of atheism, when Exterminator came up with the frankly brilliant term, faithfreeist. We are indeed not “lacking” in faith, but altogether free of it, and it’s important to stress the freedoms that atheism entails.

We are free from the guilt of believing that nothing we ever do is good enough for God.
We are free from the need to follow rules and regulations laid down by Bronze-Age tribesmen.
We are free from the constant struggle to reconcile our beliefs with the observable world.
We are free from the requirement that we trust a man in a pulpit, who claims to know what God wants from us.
We are free from the need to maintain our dogma in the face of irrefutable evidence to the contrary.
We are free from the demand that we waste our Sunday mornings in a draughty church, mouthing platitudes and singing off-key dirges.
We are free from the expectation that, because of our faith, we will hold fixed opinions on certain matters.
We are free from the requirement that we hand over our hard-earned cash to an organisation founded in fantasy.
We are free from the complacency that comes with the anticipation of an afterlife.
We are free from charlatans who claim to heal by faith.
We are free from mental strictures which seek to confine our minds.
We are free from the terror of everlasting damnation.
We are free from being fearful and ashamed of sex.
We are faithfreeists – and we are free.